Ahhhh Twitter, Many of us use it when we play with the internets. I cannot help but to laugh all those people who criticize Twitter, yet update their Facebook status like whores.

When it comes down to Twitter, I have to admit it is a great update tool, especially considering the fact that you can link this to other services like Facebook and MySpace (tho I haven't been able to get it to work on MySpace yet.) Actually, Twitter is a lot more useful than Facebook status updates, because people usually will update some sort of news (i.e. me reporting an earthquake maturely through twitter) and not that crap that you see on Facebook, with Twitter you have a much more broad audience...

So how will Twitter save us from the Zombie Apocalypse you ask? Everyone and their mom is pretty much on Twitter... Shit, nevermind, that's Facebook. I mean a lot of people including my mom is on Twitter. This goes from our fine president Obama, that fox Meghan McCain, and even your lord and savior Jesus Christ which just proves that Twitter is holy (HOLY TWITTER BATMAN!)

Many departments began using Twitter as a tool to keep the public updated with current events. Now your local police department can let you know about news in your home town right when it happens. I am not sure if this is necessarily good, only because people are god damn paranoid idiots and over exaggerate anything they see (See 'Mainstream News'). But thankfully the Boston Police has proven their worthy of this technology when they reported a 'suspect' biting an officer.

This could leave a lot of question to what happened, but honestly there are only two kinds of people that really bite other people's (especially an officer's) arms. One of them is children, I know this cuz when I was a kid my only line of defense from my older sister was biting, I had strong young teeth and knew how to use them. The other is the god damn undead. Why else would someone bite an officer's arm? What kind of bite would cause an officer to go to the freakin' hospital. Obviously it is a 'suspect' who was hungry for flesh and took a chunk out of the officer (or the officer is just a damn pussy).

Thankfully Boston is far enough away from California that we have time to prepare before they arrive here... Not like I have to, I have a neighbor who has more artillery than the damn Iraqi military.

Thanks to James and 'Dumb as a Blog' for the warni....er.... story.