Parents of the United States, I come here to ask you a valuable question. Do you tire from your child's lack of discipline? Are your kids getting lower grades than what is accepted in society? Feel that school isn't enough of a punishment for them taking your dreams and freedoms away? Well do we have the solution for you!

We present you the Study ball! The solution to all your problems!

Weighing in at 20 pounds, this is the sure shot guarantee that your kids will be forced to study for a specified time period. Just attach to an ankle of the problem child and let them get to work. Do they need to use the restroom or eat dinner? No problem, because you parents are in control and have the key to release them! Now you can make them feel right in school... at home.

(Coming soon: the A+ study lash)

Ok, but srsly, what the fuck is this shit? I don't know if I should laugh or cry. But my jaw did drop when I read this article on MyDigitalLife. Like it isn't bad enough that the public school system treats kids as prisoners, and school itself is becoming less enjoyable with the removal of enjoyable growth classes like auto shop and whatnot.

Hollywood High School's fence (Source)

The sad thing is that I could actually see some parents using this, which I can't really say much on the legality, but I do know the ACLU would have a blast with any parent actually using this. It is shit like this that will eventually cause a god damn adolescent revolution, and personally I cannot wait to see it.

If it by any chance just a gag gift... $115 is a lot for one.