Children, Our future, and we have to protect them from all the evils in life like sex, drugs, and liberals... But as we have all those soccer moms protecting the kids of America (except their own) I tend to wonder what current marketing and children programming is exposing kids to at such a young age.

Take for instance Barney, a purple pedophiliac dinosaur that has plagued our kids in teaching that it is good to get close when someone says "I love you, you love me" creepy, but at least with that implanted in their heads, girls will be an easy lay when they turn 18.

Then you have the Teletubbies, I don't think I have ever seen anything more annoying and disturbing on television. Sure, they can broadcast tv from their bellies, their voices are high pitch and limited, and one of them is sexually questionable, but nothing beats the sun. The annoying little sun in the sky that has a face of a baby that giggles. Try watching the Teletubbies on long hours of no sleep, that sun scared me, I swear to god that sun is the Antichrist.

Now am I merely just rambling about kids shows? no, I am talking about a website I came across called Boohbah Zone, which apparently is a new(ish) show for preschoolers (Yes, I said PREschoolers). When I went there... it was like a bad acid trip. I kept clicking around and couldn't stop, it was just... sad.

Now the first image that I am posting is the first of the "options" that I went to. There are 5 of these... things, where you run your mouse over them, they fart and get closer, then they twirl with weird music and then you see a bunch of them in rows where they will change color when you click them. I kid you not, I was on that part for like 30 minutes trying to figure out if it is a game or just something that makes noises for retards.

Then we have another section that added more WTF to my life... it's a horn that allows you to "blow" the people over... disturbing, but I have always wanted to try blowing a chick... get it? yeah, ok, moving on...

the best part of it all is this section, THEY DANCE! and you can turn specific parts of the music off or on... which is actually pretty cool. But for them dancing... What happens when you take five mentally retarded people, put them in sumo suits, paint them different colors, and tell them to dance? This is what you get.

Now this is only three of the sections on this acid trip, which really makes me want to watch the show, because I would hope it would only be worse, so I decided to find any video of it, and I found the intro.

I am seriously scared what these kind of shows will do to kids these days. Why can't we have the old school good nature sane shows like the one where we had Mr. Rogers, and he would come in singing while changing his clothes...er... Or the one where we had Peewee, a guy who is always hyper... and everything in the house talked... You know what... Fuck it.